1950s advertising instead of a proper Item Description | Selling

aramatic · 2023-08-24T03:10:54.313000Z

I've noticed an increasing number of sellers of vintage calculators and computers resorting to ludicrous fifties-style advertising instead of providing a useful description of their item, probably because they know nothing about it. Here's an example: "Experience computing at its finest with the *** vintage home computer. This classic home computer is a must-have for collectors and enthusiasts alike. With its advanced features and powerful capabilities, it's perfect for anyone looking to add a touch of nostalgia to their home office or entertainment center. Whether you're a vintage computer enthusiast or just looking for a unique piece of tech history, the *** is sure to impress. From its sleek design to its impressive performance, this home computer is the perfect addition to any collection. So why wait? Order yours today and experience the power and beauty of vintage computing firsthand!" This huffing and puffing is not a description—there's not a single piece of information, just sales patter from a bygone era. If this was the only example I'd put it down to the seller's sense of humour/satire, but unfortunately such blather is becoming all too common in the vintage consumer electronics world and is clearly seriously intended. Have others noticed it elsewhere?

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