Mirror, Mirror

[puckstopshere]

There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there is a magical mirror.

If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you a wish.  If you lie - poof it swallows you up.

A brunette, a blonde and a redhead walk into this bar. They head straight for the mirror.

The redhead goes first and says "I think I'm the most beautiful woman on Earth"

Poof- the mirror swallows her up.

The brunette goes up to the mirror and says "I think I'm the sexiest woman on Earth"

Poof - the mirror swallows her up.

Last, the blonde goes up to the mirror says " I think........" Poof!!

[westernstargifts]

😄

I think ross has started an epidemic.

[ilurkthereforiam]

I wish you guys had jokes that weren't made when dinosaurs walked the earth.

[pigdog47]

It's nice to see a positive vibe to the board.  

[pierrelebel]

🙂 🙂 🙂

[Anonymous]

I don't get it.  Where did they go?

[pierrelebel]

OK - I get it: you are a blonde!

[pigdog47]

:^O

[bb_cool_stuff]

Hey, Hey, Hey Pierre.;-)

 I'm a blonde, okay blonde & grey now.

I just assumed, with some of my ridiculous posts, the gang knew i was blonde. Good excuse anyway.

Funny i started turning grey eight years ago around the same time i signed up to sell on eBay.

Coincidence ?

[pjcdn2005]

 I'm a blonde, okay blonde & grey now.

I just assumed, with some of my ridiculous posts, the gang knew i was blonde. Good excuse anyway.

hmmm...but my husband (who is blonde) told me that blonde jokes are only about blonde women. Surely he wouldn't have lied to me???

lol

[bb_cool_stuff]

In all fairness PJ, I think it would be best that i do not disagree with your husband. :^O

I guess I'm bias.

[pjcdn2005]

just a little biased.;-)

[bb_cool_stuff]

Just a teeny bit biased.