Something Funny to Start the Week

 

Man Spites Ex-Wife by Cutting Their Possessions in Half

 

http://www.msn.com/en-ca/video/peopleandplaces/man-spites-ex-wife-by-literally-cutting-their-possess...

 

I checked his eBay site but there were no items for sale ... probably removed by eBay.

 

I have a sneaking suspicion that male readers will nod their heads and find this funnier than most females (no negative stereotype intended).  A comment based on many men I know LOL

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My sister was telling us about how she and her exhusband split up their household.

He left her to decide what he got and what she got, since she knew the housegoods best.

 

He just wanted a complete set of china, pots, cutlery etc for his new place. And linens etc.

So he got the supermarket plastic containers, she got the Tupperware.

He got the 12 pc Melamine kitchen dishes. She got the 10 piece Royal Doulton.

He got the Canadian Tire stainless steel cutlery. She took the sterling service.

 

Her new husband listened with a look of growing concern.

"When I broke up with (ex-wife),' he said.' I made the same deal. And I just now realized why I had all mismatched china."

 

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Reminds me of a Jerry Reed song, she got the gold mine, I got the shaft.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyqe8n-pbqQ

"It came to me that every time I lose a dog they take a piece of my heart with them. And every new dog who comes into my life gifts me with a piece of their heart. If I live long enough, all the components of my heart will be dog, and I will become as generous and loving as they are."--Unknown
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