What's all this about?
Cheerful young lady asked for me by name, said she was from eBay, then asked me if I had a few moments to hear about the Spring Seller update.
I (nicely) told her, I had already read it.
Then she asked for permission to send me details.
I said she was quite welcome to, but I HONESTLY had already read it (I'm trying not to laugh by now).
Undeterred she read my e-mail address to me to check it was correct.
Is this why we pay so much in fees?