"I'd like to know what some of you think our Canadian pride should be based on."
Well seeing as you asked...
I am proud of lots of things.
Canda has the greatest health care system in the world. (I know because they keep telling us). It is free. It may take a year to get an MRI, or 2 years for an operation. You may not be able to get a family doctor, or a hospital bed. But gosh darn it...it is free! It may be a few or 10 billion dollars short, but it is free. And by golly, gee whiz we are going make sure it stays just the way it is if it kills us. Figuritively speaking.
We are the most tolerant compassionate nation on the planet. We let anybody with a sad story (truth doesn't really matter) into our great nation. And if a few terrorists, criminals or riffraff manage to slip by our ever vigilant immigration department, well...golly gee whiz that is just the price of compassion.
And speaking of compassion, our own fine upstanding citizens are treated no less fairly. We have the most understanding judges in the world. You may have have pushed a veteran in front of a train to his death, or beat up and broken a few bones of an 80 year old lady while trying to snatch her purse, but by golly, we are going to make sure you get the counselling you need. You may have to live with Mommy, give up your cell phone and be grounded for a while, but you will get the help you need. I am proud to know that if I ever break the law, the justice system is there to help me.
Our nation repects the rights of minorities, especially when it comes to language. We are respected around the world for our acceptance and support of two official languages. Want proof? 60 000 anglophones were allowed to leave the province of Quebec of their own free will to start businesses, educate their children, and work in their native English tongue. And our federal government did not once interfere in their migration. It is heartwarming to know that I can move anytime I want to practice the English language.
We have one of the finest examples of democracy in the free world. Why, 40% of our citizens take the time out of their busy day to go vote federally. And it takes a whopping 36% of those to elect a majority government. Now there is democracy in action. And to top it all off, this duly elected leader of our country makes absolutely certain that 2500 of the most intelligent, deserving, capable, and qualified individuals are appointed as judges, diplomats, senior level beaurcrats, and of course the chamber of somber, second thought. It is a warm, fuzzy feeling I get knowing that decisions like those are not left to the ill-informed and incapable public.
And let's not forget I am free to purchase and own property. No communism here. And if some non-indigenous bird decids to make a nest on my property and the government dares to declare my land a wildlife sanctuary, well by golly I will go straight to the supreme court and scream unconstitutional. Oh wait. I forgot. Property rights are not protected in our constitution. It is the criminals that are protected by our constitution. Silly me.
We can be proud to have the third largest navy and the fourth largest air force in the world. Oh wait. That was in the 50's. Well, golly gee whiz, we can almost keep up with our NATO commitments now. Nobody can dispute that. Well, except maybe the other 25 countries. But they won't say anything. Shh!
And if this isn't enough to make you hang a Canadian flag on your front lawn, here is a few more:
BC pot is rapidly becoming known as some of the best in the world.
You know those standardization tests our kids keep failing? Well worry no more. The education officials are making them easier as we speak. Soon the kids will be passing with flying colors.
Worried about Polygamy? have no fear. The Federal Liberals have quietly commissioned an URGENT study into the constitutional ramifications of polygamy. You know if there is a study, we are in good hands.
And we have an abundance of food. Clean water. DVD players. Stack that up against any third world nation and we are looking pretty good.
But best of ALL!! We have great beer!! Woohoo.
Rob