*Three Newfies were working at the top of a phone tower:*
*As they start their descent, Jim slips, falls off the tower, and is killed
instantly.*
*As the ambulance takes the body away, John says, 'Well, **bleep**, someone's
gotta go and tell Jim's wife.*
*Joe says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two
hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.*
*John says, 'Where'd you get the beer, Joe?' 'Jim's wife gave it to me,'
Joe replies.*
*'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she
gave you a case of beer?'*
*'Well, not exactly', Joe says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her,
"you must be Jim's widow."*
*She said, 'You must be mistaken.. I'm not a widow.'*
*Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'*
*Newfies are good at that sensitive stuff.*