As long as I have immunity from the pxxh emoji.
Everyone your attention please. Note that according to this communication we have a new job title: Market Participant. Now the bad news is that next year's bonus pool is going to be a bit less and benefits are expected to be cut back. Bearing that in mind, the good news is that soon a new seller page will be launched to reflect our newly elevated job titles here. The logo design is yet to be finalized, but I am told it will reflect a bold change towards a new primary color.
One day ebay will hire a PR person. Maybe.
