The Panda

A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender.


 


The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia.


 


The bartender looks up panda and he reads "Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."!

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it again. Crazy enough to try
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The Panda

lol


I was a little hesitant to read this one but it's funnier than the last couple of ones. 🙂

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The Panda

 


Still semi-brutal, but trending better I hope.

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The Panda

hey pg I am still having nightmares about one of the vids you posted a little while ago. lol


Well....nightmares is an exaggeration but I was grossed out! 😮

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The Panda

Yes, pjcdn..but one of the tenets of Good Housekeeping is to cherish the Hoover.  Robot vacuums are a menace.

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