Hello, my name is Ebay...

user1004
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Hello, m'y name is eBay! How do you do!??! "SIKE" I don't really care, I'm Just here to put all of you guys in the same pot and figure out how to charge you as much as I can, with your consent of course. Then I will keep that money even tho I've decided to suspend your account because you are an usual seller and I just god darn don't want to take a chance. Then you know, the rest of that little amount remaining...I'll hold all of your items, sold money for as long as I can, to put it in one big pot, and then even make hundreds of thousands of dollars from that while you sit at home hoping either eBay or the customer doesn't screw you. I have to go now because at the end of the month, all the important people here at eBay....all 3 of us!!! Try to figure out new ways to charge you guys without using the word fee or fees.. thanks guys!
MR. EBAY AND MY BILLIONS
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mcrlmn
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Hello, my name is Ebay...

My name is Cristiano Ronaldo i'm a soccer player....

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ok whatever...

obviously someone has too much time on their hands and/or no life...

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