Who writes these things?

[widgetc]

"Congratulations! Since you updated your account details, eBay is now managing payments for your account."

The author could get a job at the dentist:

"Congratulations! You qualify for a root canal!

or a medical center:

""Congratulations! You qualify for an enema!

[marnotom!]

Didn't you receive a congratulatory email after you linked your PayPal account to your eBay account back in the day?  If not, this makes up for it!

[femmefan1946]

There have been reports online that in areas and populations with high vaccine hesitancy, that a message saying "A vaccination has been reserved for you at Anyold Vaccination Clinic or Blursday the 32nd at 13pm"  is much more effective in getting bums in chairs for the shot than messages saying "Your vaccination appoint ment....".

Words mean a lot.