Found this while researching prices---
Questions to Terms of Service:
(1) Why cant you tell me what it smells like? Reply: After 30 years in business eveything smells like me or my dog.
(2) Will you sell it cheaper? Reply NO. I don't care if it sells or not. It costs nothing to feed or board, plus it is small and costs me nothing to keep around for another 350 years 🙂
(3) But, I really need it cheaper I am poor have kids, my livers failing, I lost my hair etc. bla bla bla? REPLY: Consider yourself lucky you are doing that well. I will trade my Prostrate problems with you any day.
(4) Why do you take 3 to 5 days to ship? REPLY.. When you turn 62. you will understand. "Patience is a virtue"
(5) Why is your shipping high? REPLY : ask Ebay why they require delivery confirmation and I get a defect if I do not have it? I am 62. I am defective enough already. LOL
(6) Will you combine shipping? REPLY: YES , But in order to combine, I need to send you a combined invoice. If you already paid I can not combine.
(7) My item stinks? Reply: Well I stink. So,what do you expect?
(8) Item is not as described? REPLY: I did not describe it. So, How can it be not as described?
(9) Your pictures aren't up to par? REPLY : If you think they are bad.. You should see me.
(10) why dont you ship or work Saturday or Sunday? REPLY :Well Saturdays my fishin and drinkin day.. Sunday is a dangerous day to work because I might get smitten. (I have no idea what that means but my momma always warned me it could happen)
(11) You say you are from West Virginia.. But, I noticed you ship from Pennsylvania? Reply : I have dual citizenship in both countrys.
(13) you are weird but funny. REPLY : Thank you..You made my day.
(14) I can not believe I read all this? Reply: You surprised me too.
