The Ham Sandwich

[rosscd57]

A ham sandwich walks into a bar.

The bartender says: "sorry, we don't serve food here."

[westernstargifts]

Your jokes are really bad....:-D...  My DH loves them because they are just like his jokes!

His favourite:

I stayed up all night watching to see where the sun went.  This morning it dawned on me.

[pigdog47]

Brutal, Ross; brutal.

[toby_le_pue]

:_|GOOD NIGHT ROSS:-(

[westernstargifts]

A string walked into a bar one day.  The bartender said "We don't serve strings here".  The string left so upset that he got himself all tied up in knots.

A little while later he walked back into the bar.  The bartender said "Aren't you the same string I threw out of here earlier today?"  The string replied "No, I'm a frayed knot".