A guy walks into a bar and overhears the Alberta Conservative Press Secretary giving the Premiere her daily briefing. The Press Secretary concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian workers were killed on an oil rig."
"OH NO!" the Premier exclaims. "That's terrible!"
Her staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as she sits, head in her hands.
Finally, the she looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it again. Crazy enough to try
