A duck walk into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No, now order a drink or leave." The duck leaves.
An hour later the duck comes back and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender says, "No, now order a drink or leave." The duck leaves.
An hour later the duck comes back and the bartender says, "If you ask if we have any grapes, I will nail your bill to the bar!"
The duck asks, "Got any nails?"
The bartender says, "No."
The duck says, "Ok then...you got any grapes?"
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