The Superconductor

[rosscd57]

A superconductor walks into a bar.

The bartender says "we don't serve superconductors here."

 The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

[pigdog47]

Arrrrrrgh.

[pocomocomputing]

I am shocked at this poor attempt at humour. However, some readers may get a charge out it. Most will consider it a negative experience.

[rosscd57]

Good one!

[brandeentertainment]

LOL you guys are too funny ... The funniest jokes are these types of jk seriously ... Keep up the good work LOL

[westernstargifts]

Keep 'em coming.  It keeps DH supplied with new groaners.

[pocomocomputing]

When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident. "I really can't remember," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast."

[pocomocomputing]

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

[pocomocomputing]

A man, complaining of headaches, entered a hospital for diagnostic tests. A doctor examined the results for a brain scan and told the patient, "I have bad news and good news for you.

The bad news is that you have a serious brain disease and will die without treatment.

The good news is that this hospital has developed a new procedure for brain transplants and due to a car accident this morning two 'fresh' brains are available: one is from a taxi driver and the other is from a scientist. The brain of the taxi driver costs $225,000, while that of the scientist is only $29.95."

Puzzled, the patient asked, "Why is the scientist's brain was so much cheaper?" The doctor replied, "It's used."