The News: Naked Man Steals Tomatoes

[momcqueen]

https://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2016/08/26/naked-man-takes-a-bath-steals-tomatoes-from-a-resident...

I can't even....

All the ribald jokes.....

It's too easy.....

Low-lying fruit.....

[lucitabby]

he he - sounds like more than fruit was low-lying

[momcqueen]

Precisely. And who's going to want those tomatoes back afterwards?