I've just been browsing, looking for a birthday present for a girlfriend of mine and I've FINALLY found what I need! It's only Cdn. $1.51 + free shipping.
For you ladies who want a smaller nose:
"Shaper Up Lifting Clip for Women's Nose."
"No need for expensive plastic surgery
Anti-Germ and Stink-Proof" :^O
It's this big honking (pun intended) thing that you clip on your nose and can be used while driving, etc.
No, my friend doesn't need it.........but I DO.- LMAO!!!!