Quote from Andy Rooney

[puckstopshere]

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

[prior-of-verity*shake-hands-with-your-devil]

''Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.''

CONFUCIUS SAY. . ..."A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"