Bear mauls man after eating his barbeque.

[ilurkthereforiam]

http://cottagelife.com/71345/blogs/bear-mauls-drunk-man-after-eating-his-barbecue?utm_source=Cottage...

[prior-of-verity*shake-hands-with-your-devil]

Maybe the meat......was one of the bear's relatives.

[s.brake]

So few men truly know how to grill properly.

[puckstopshere]

So few men truly know how to grill properly.

Such a sexist remark from you, Susan.

I am shocked.

However, keeping things in context, most women cook religiously - everything is either a burnt offering or a sacrifice.

[ilurkthereforiam]

My grandmother was a great cook, but my mother was and still is a horrible cook.

[prior-of-verity*shake-hands-with-your-devil]

I don't grill. Own a barbeque, only used it once in maybe 5 years. I do cook up a mean breakfast though, especially when I am camping. There's something about crawling out of a tent at 6am with a 30-30 Marlin that just makes me want to cook.

[1972capri]

He should have invited the bear. And given him a beer.