02-27-2013 12:19 PM
A superconductor walks into a bar.
The bartender says "we don't serve superconductors here."
The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.
02-27-2013 01:36 PM
Arrrrrrgh.
02-27-2013 02:42 PM
I am shocked at this poor attempt at humour. However, some readers may get a charge out it. Most will consider it a negative experience.
02-27-2013 04:24 PM
Good one!
02-28-2013 01:29 AM
LOL you guys are too funny ... The funniest jokes are these types of jk seriously ... Keep up the good work LOL
02-28-2013 02:47 AM
Keep 'em coming. It keeps DH supplied with new groaners.
02-28-2013 04:31 AM
When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident. "I really can't remember," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast."
02-28-2013 04:36 AM
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
02-28-2013 04:47 AM
A man, complaining of headaches, entered a hospital for diagnostic tests. A doctor examined the results for a brain scan and told the patient, "I have bad news and good news for you.
The bad news is that you have a serious brain disease and will die without treatment.
The good news is that this hospital has developed a new procedure for brain transplants and due to a car accident this morning two 'fresh' brains are available: one is from a taxi driver and the other is from a scientist. The brain of the taxi driver costs $225,000, while that of the scientist is only $29.95."
Puzzled, the patient asked, "Why is the scientist's brain was so much cheaper?" The doctor replied, "It's used."