Santa's Workshop is now unionized.

[reallynicestamps]

The elves are represented by CUPW.

Well, of course they are.

https://whatever.scalzi.com/2018/12/17/an-interview-with-santas-lawyer/?fbclid=IwAR2HKfaesJdOe6mjOWJ...

[momcqueen]

“We’re talking the **bleep**piest sort of lignite that’s out there.”