OK, this isnt written by ME but I decided to post some of the more funny lines I recently saw somewhere else to give everyone a weekend chuckle.
This is advice for women from men:
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining when you leave it down.
2. Ask for what you want...Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
3. If you think you're fat, you probably are. So don't ask us.
4. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
5. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
Malcolm
