Joke of the day

[pierrelebel]

[prior-of-verity*shake-hands-with-your-devil]

LOL that was good. 

With all this new setup here how do you put a photo like you did in the posting? 

[pjcdn2005]

laughing...that's quite believable!

[prior-of-verity*shake-hands-with-your-devil]

Never mind. Thanks for your help. I figured it out.

[westernstargifts]

Oh, so true.

[pierrelebel]

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

He seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.

The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied...
"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"..

..I just lost it......."CASE DISMISSED!!"

Merry Christmas to all!

[pierrelebel]

[pierrelebel]

[gauge33]

Here's one, the Canadian dollar. 

[patrickh3342]

[prior-of-verity*shake-hands-with-your-devil]

[gauge33]

Prime Minister Day

HOT COFFEE and PRIME MINISTERS

    I was eating breakfast with my teenaged Granddaughter and I asked her,

What special day is it in Canada tomorrow?" .

Without skipping a beat she said,      "It's Prime Minister Day!" .

She's smart, so I asked her   "What does Prime Minister Day mean?" .

I was waiting for something  about the Trudeaus or Harper etc.

She replied, "Prime  Minister Day is when the Prime Minister steps out

of the Prime Minister's  Mansion, and if he sees his shadow, we have

4 more years of Bull **bleep**."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.

[pierrelebel]

A homeowner in Alberta wakes up one morning to find a bear on her roof.

She looks in the yellow pages and finds an ad for "Alberta Bear Remover."

So she calls the number and a man says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder,
a baseball bat, 12-gauge shotgun and a mean looking pit bull dog.

"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof. Then I'm going to go up
and I’ll knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear
falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
The bear will become subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the
back of the van."

Then he hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."