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pierrelebel · ‎03-26-2013

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him.

"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye

pjcdn2005 · ‎03-26-2013

lol..I didn't see that one coming.

pigdog47 · ‎03-26-2013

...and neither did he.

westernstargifts · ‎03-26-2013

DH just walked up behind me and said "Did I tell you today that I loved you?" I turned around and replied "No" fully expecting to hear the words repeated. Instead he said, "Okay, then I'll wait and tell you tomorrow".

I told him to go and read the email I just sent to him. (which was a copy & paste of Pierre's joke).

He won't see it coming.....]:)

:^O