Start an Ebay Career. Buy my inventory. Make $$$$$

[tea_past_times]

Have you ever wanted to be your own boss. Wouldn't it be great to make all your own decisions and not have to deal with anyone else's rules.
Start an Ebay business. I'll sell you mine! You can have ALL my Ebay inventory for 75 cents on the dollar today. You pick up.
Live in a dream world where all buyers are honest and responsible. Can you ignore being ripped off once a year by a parent company that doubles and triples your costs every six months?
If you like faceless, phone-number less, support- less, clueless work environments, you have arrived.
Exciting!! Put hours and hours of work in, trying to make a buck, and as soon as you adjust to the last round of business crippling innovations from the Ebay team, BAM!! they will change the rules again. Better than a gameshow to be sure.
Make friends by giving away merchandise to buyers who mysteriously don't get their parcels. Develop broad shoulders as you get blamed for Canada Post's delivery service.
Print off your feedback score on a colour printer and save money at Christmas, as you will already have red & green decorations made!!
Hurry and buy my inventory now, as I want out before everybody's inventory is being offered on the cheap.
Thanks Ebay, I wish I could say it's been swell, but you know it hasn't. As long as you can find another sucker to fill my shoes and send you your fees once a month, I know you won't miss me.
Please ignore the above paragraph if you are potentially thinking about buying my inventory.
I'm availble any time to discuss the unloading of my Inventory. Need 800 cups and saucers for a good price. Let me know. Have a good day. -PHIL

[comics-rock]

lol.........we're all feeling that way presently...

[jerseypros]

Damn - thats funny!!

I can throw some jerseys into the pot (no pun intended) to sweeten the deal?

[katiusciav]

leave it to phil to put a smile on everyone's faces during these hours of gloom!

[gamers_place]

Phil,

I can only offer you 5 cents for your invenory...sorry.

BUT ...I'll offer you a Millon dollars for This Post!!!

Ever think of going into the legal field? You'd make one hell of an advocate!!!

Thank you,
-Jeff

[sparkklingjewels]

I am a powerseller on two sites My margin of profit was already tiny. After I sell off my inventory I will look for another business.

[numero_1]

you don't have anything for sale
can't give you 75c on a dollar for nothing !

[tea_past_times]

you don't have anything for sale.....


I have inventory to sell. But Ebay is a fast sinking ship, with expensive ticket prices and the Captain is deaf as a doorknob. At least my fees are decreasing.

[tea_past_times]

We only have ONE way to get Ebay's attention. Unfortunately many of you will continue to bend over and take it you know where whenever Ebay is in the mood. And that is why they may well get away with it. I'm an example of how the system could be changed. What would Ebay have if every seller pulled their inventory. But you can just keep on taking it if you want to.

In the past three days running though Ebay has lost 3% of their customer base and rising. And you can't blame the marketplace, because other auction sites are gaining customers in the same market.

[tea_past_times]

Caroline in North Carolina writes on the Ebay Protest Petition:

"A house divided will always fail! Turning your best sellers into your enemies will one day result in your biggest failure! The latest changes will be your death eBay!"

I agree.

[palms_and_pdas]

Tea I have 50 pda's, slightly used. sort of working. as is. with signs of wear that I will throw into the Pot 🙂 :0

[palms_and_pdas]

No Clawbacks PLEASE

[bestshowtime]

Yup, Bill.
I don't know if you have any friends on e-Bay head office, but any way could you explain them that when they cancel e-Bay buyer's protection they cut their tree on top of which they were sitting!!!
From 4500-4800(on e-Bay two years ago) I can just find 750 items which I'm looking for!!!