Top 10 signs that you are addicted to eBay

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I found this today.... enjoy

Here are the top 10 signs that you are addicted to ebay:

10) You won't go to estate auctions because they don't take PayPal.

9) Every time you go to the grocery store, you offer the cashier one cent more for each item in the cart of the person in front of you.

8) To cut costs, FedEx and UPS are considering relocating their operations centers to your house.

7) You never go to the shopping mall without your personalized "Items I'm Watching" post-it notes.

6) Your spouse is loving and caring but you decided to file for divorce because you need the storage space.

5) You're the reason Ebay adopted the "No selling your children's vital organs" policy.

4) You find yourself searching eBay auctions for milk, eggs and bread.

3) When your wife agrees to have sex with you, you become suspicious and ask how many other bidders there were.

2) Just ask your kids, eRay and eFaye.

and the Number 1 Sign You're Addicted to eBay...

1) After a particularly passionate night, you lean over and whisper in your spouse's ear, "Excellent service, great communication! Would recommend again! AAAA++++"
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