*clap, clap - ok, time for funny Christian joke*
One may not really see the humor in this unless you practice baptism by immersion a la John the Baptist, but nevertheless . . . picture it in your minds.
The country church was located so far out in the woods that there was no indoor plumbing. However, since baptism was such an important part of the church's life, they improvised by building a baptistry under the pulpit. When it came time to baptize, they would move the pulpit to the side, open the trap door, fill the baptistry with water hauled in by a large tank truck, drop some wooden stairs down into it, and string up some curtains.
The thick curtains were carefully hung on wires. One curtain served as a backdrop to the baptistry as it was pulled around in a circular position. The curtains were also arranged in such a waty as to provide a men's dressing room on one side of the baptistry and a women's dressing room on the other side of the baptistry.
The young pastor of this country church was to baptize his first two candidates--an elderly man and a very heavyset lady.
"Shouldn't we offer to help our young pastor?" asked one of the deacons. It was decided that the deacons would give special attention to the elderly man lest he fall on the slick wooden steps.
On the evening of the baptismal service, one deacon waited in the baptistry with the pastor, and another deacon carefully helped the elderly gentleman down the stairs. After he was baptized, the deacon in the baptistry helped him up the stairs and followed him back behind the curtains to the dressing room.
No one, however, thought to help the young pastor with the baptism of the heavyset lady. Excitedly, she stepped into the baptistry on the first step. The wooden steps, slick from standing under water so long, proved to be her downfall. Her feet slipped, and she promptly sat down on the top step. Then, one by one, she bounced down into the baptistry in the sitting position.
They claim you could hear her scream a mile away. Screaming and bouncing down the stairs, she reached up to grap the only object available--the curtains!! So down into the baptistry with the screaming lady came the men's dressing room and the women's dressing room!
There, visible to the eyes of the whole congregation on one side of the baptistry was the elderly gentleman in the process of getting dressed. He had already donned his longhandled underwear and was in the process of pulling up his trousers. He dropped his trousers to the floor and stood paralysed, staring as the surprised congregation. Then, he picked up a nearby chair and held it in front of him.
"Do something quick!" one of the deacons shouted. So, a thoughtful deacon ran to the back and turned off all the lights, thinking that the man would take the hint to get dressed in the darkness.
Five minutes later when the lights were turned back on, the man was sstill standing there in his longhandled underwear, protecting himself with the chair. The lady, still gurgling and bubbling in the water, was fighting the curtains. The young pastor, in shock, was standing in the corner of the baptistry with his arms folded and his eyes staring straight ahead!!!!!

All around you, people will be tiptoeing through life, just to arrive at death safely. But dear children, do not tip toe. Run, hop, skip, or dance, just don't tip toe."
Knowledge is not enough, we must apply; willing is not enough, we must do. - Unknown