Man walks into a bar deep - deep in the countryside, not sure what to order he waits a few minutes until a local approaches the bar to order...
"A pint of Rat" the man says. The barman reaches under the bar, there is a scurrying sound and the barman slams a rat down hard on the bar and drops it in the glass.....
The man watches in disbelief as the customer walks away, and decides to wait for the next customer.
"A pint of rat please" says the next customer and the performance is repeated and the dead rat dropped in the glass..
Nervous of the fact that people are starting to look at him with him not having a drink he plucks up the courage and asks for "A half of Rat please"...
The Barman reaches under the bar, pulls out a rat, slams it on the bar, then proceeds to tear off its tail and head with his teeth, then drops it in the glass and hands it to him....
"I can't drink that" says the man.
"Why not?" replies the barman.
"It doesn't have any head."
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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it again. Crazy enough to try
